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FOR SALE OR TRADE
One dog. Breed? Don't know, don't care. It's small and it barks. Just like she did. All the time with the barking. Perfect for home with too much self-confidence that needs to be taken down a notch, or for someone who needs their entire schedule dictated by the tiny bladder of the most demanding bitch on the planet.
23 comments:
"all the time with the barking"
Love that!
And so glad to see another dog post.
"for someone who needs their entire schedule dictated by the tiny bladder of the most demanding bitch on the planet."
LOL Love it!!
But I think I'll pass. My schedule is currently run by my pregnant bladder and the bladder of a three year old. Not a good combination!
Funny ad!
I thought about getting "rid" of the dog, too!
I love that she's a bitch, too!
Hahaha...I can totally relate! I gave my bitch away.
Wait a minute...are you interested in a trade? LOL
I love your line about being taken down a notch, because sister, I HAVE been!
Short and sweet and double meanings all over the place - clever!
"All the time with the barking." Love it.
I love how this is short and to the point-perfect ad for selling a dog that is small and annoying and has no point!
I'm still laughing over this post-great job!
All the time with the barking.
Love it.
No thanks! My dogs would eat that bitch. But she's all the time with the barking too....uuugh.
I'm not a big fan of barking dogs. haha. Short and simple. Perfect!
Yeah, there's two stories here. Very clever. Nicely played!
"all the time with the barking" and "tiny bladder" made me giggle
I think I'll pass on the offer, though :)
The tiny bladder part was hilarious!!
Great job.
Ha! That was very cute.
This one made me giggle. The last line? Priceless.
the shortest entry Ive read, but it was power packed!! great job!
At first I was confused, it was so short.
You are proof that writing doesn't have to be wordy to be good - something I can learn from.
It was well thought out, double meanings everywhere, and laugh out loud lines.
I want to critique you, but can't think of a thing to change with this one. Excellent work!
Short and sweet! Love the tiny bladder line.
That's funny!
I think I'll keep my own annoying, barking dog though! lol!
Enjoyed your post!!!
I love this! I'd take you up on your offer, but I'm not a fan of the constant barking.
I'd be leery of anything offered in trade for that...
Ack!
Made me laugh. Don't think I'd buy, though... ;)
Ha! Loved this! Excellent voice.
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